How to Succeed as a Novelist Without Really Trying

How to Succeed as a Novelist Without Really Trying

11 responses to “How to Succeed as a Novelist Without Really Trying

  1. I thought your forehead looked a little flat…..! jk

  2. The thing is, when you break it down (and surgically attach kevlar to your forehead), it really is that easy. Write a first draft, revise, revise some more, query agents, get book contract. Rinse, repeat.

    It’s the kevlar forehead that turns people off.

  3. Ah! Now I know what to do! Less writing, more beating my head against the desk!

  4. LOL this is great! Did you find this somewhere, or create it?

  5. This is perfect! No excuse me while I go beat my head against the desk some more.

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