1. Mark Twain was born, and died, during visits from Halley’s Comet.
2. The “paragraph mark,” ¶, actually has a name. It’s called a “pilcrow.”
There. Now don’t you feel smart!
1. Mark Twain was born, and died, during visits from Halley’s Comet.
2. The “paragraph mark,” ¶, actually has a name. It’s called a “pilcrow.”
There. Now don’t you feel smart!
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This week The Rumpus looks at what the Occupy Wall Street protesters are reading. You know, besides each other’s signs.
An author makes the difficult decision to stop working on a novel and start over with a new one. How do you know when it’s time?
So there is apparently an Encyclopedia of Science Fiction, which is pretty cool. The current version seems fairly limited, however. The most obvious gap at the moment is that, while there are long, detailed entries on science fiction authors, there seems to be nothing about the books themselves. Searching on “Dune” returns entries for the film, at least three separate video games, and a board game, with no apparent notion that all these were based on something or other. There is also a category for comic books, in which a search for “Spider-Man” yields no results. The site is still in beta, so hopefully it’ll grow as time goes on.
Tuesday was the 50th anniversary of the novel Catch-22. NPR talks about why the novel still resonates today.
And finally, a video called A Magazine is an iPad That Does Not Work. Watch as a toddler flips through a magazine, tapping the pages, trying to figure out why the “touch screen” doesn’t respond. Readers, I think I’m getting old.
Have a great weekend!
You are a secret agent. Though you operate in a world of cynicism, greed, and dreary materialism, you actually work for the other guys. You smuggle in notions of poetry and purpose. You hope for hope and you love love, and someday, when the moment’s right, you’re going to open these people’s eyes. But for now, you walk among them like an ordinary peon, and nobody knows the truth.
It’s okay. I won’t blow your cover. I work for them too.
This morning, I have an assignment for you. I know you have a lot of undercover work going on, and maybe you don’t have time. If so, we understand. This is strictly optional.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it:
Look around you, right now, and pick out something that strikes you as beautiful. Then report back here and tell us what it is. That’s it – that’s all you have to do.
For me, it’s this wonderful piece my mom painted, titled “Sunburst.” I still need to hang it up.
It’s dark in here this morning; the photo doesn’t do it justice. But I love it because of the richness of the background, the contrast of the fiery orange with the deep blue, the brightness and the darkness, and the slightly nonrealistic style of the flowers, whimsical yet proud. And, of course, I love it because she made it.
But you don’t have to pick something like a piece of art that was designed to be beautiful. It can be some ordinary object, or the shape of a shadow, or anything. Don’t worry about what someone else would think of it. They’re the other guys. They don’t understand. We’ve entrusted this mission to you.
You don’t have to take a photo (unless you want to). Just describe what you see. Encourage your fellow agents with your success.
Ready?
Go!
Nathan Bransford has a post up called Is Blog Fatigue on the Rise? He points out that more and more bloggers are calling it quits, and that he himself has been slowing down:
I’m sure it hasn’t escaped the notice of regular blog readers that the posting on this blog has grown, well, a bit more sporadic. After posting every weekday for nearly five years, I’ve found it increasingly difficult to keep up that pace.
For me it’s not about running out of ideas or the occasional negativity (though that can be a drag), it’s just a time crunch.
There’s no doubt that blogging takes more energy than you’d expect. WordPress and Blogspot are largely graveyards for blogs that fizzle out after a few weeks. The ones that survive are the exceptions. I’m not saying it’s incredibly difficult, but it is a commitment.
As for me, I’ve kept up this blog with a new post every weekday for over six months, with no signs of exhaustion yet. Which isn’t to say that the various Blogging Obstacles don’t rear their heads once in a while. It’s smart to keep your eye on these foes, and Nathan’s done a good job of listing the most common culprits:
1. Forgetting to post. Fortunately I’m safe from this one. I get up half an hour early every day for the sole purpose of writing the day’s post. I’m not likely to forget why I’m up.
2. “The negativity that comes with putting yourself out there.” (His words.) This one’s tough to define, but I know exactly what he’s talking about. Basically this comes in two forms: active and passive. Active negativity is when people send you nasty e-mails and comments, and fortunately I’ve escaped that so far – y’all are a nice bunch of people!
Passive negativity, on the other hand, just means that you feel like nobody’s listening. Do I have enough readers? Do I have enough followers? These questions are mostly silly and unproductive, yet I hear them in my brain more often than I’d like. I do my best to ignore them.
3. Cost/benefit is no longer worth it. Cost being how much time you put in, benefit being what you get out of it – and what you expect to get out of it. For me, this works out pretty well. Cost is minimal because, as I’ve recently mentioned, my blogging time generally has a hard deadline of forty minutes per day. On the benefit side, my expectations are modest: I’m looking to get some practice writing for an audience, meet other writers (and readers, and cool people in general), and establish a name for myself in public (even if it’s only in a small way). Notice that none of these is tied directly to money. As long as a reasonable number of people keep reading, it’s worth it for me.
4. Running out of ideas. This is probably the one I worry about most. In general, I try to keep my posts on-topic: writing, reading, publishing, books. I try not to stray too far into my personal life. However, that does mean I have to be constantly thinking of new ideas on a relatively limited topic range, which can be tricky when I’m posting every day. So far my ideas list has grown steadily, with new ideas added faster than I can post them, so it hasn’t been a problem. But I could still imagine the well running dry somewhere down the road.
Well, that’s me. What about you? Is blog fatigue taking its toll on you, or are you still going strong? Ever quit a blog before?
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Back in June, I mentioned that certain people were tossing out perfectly good books at the local recycling center, and that certain other people were, ahem, reclaiming said castaways by fishing them out of the book bin and taking them home.
I’ll reiterate now that the latter practice is both illegal and deplorable, and that I myself would never, ever root around in a cardboard box full of books, in public, nor take home the most promising candidates. And I certainly wouldn’t keep doing this until I had accumulated over three hundred books in my basement, where they remain to this day.
Anyway: on a recent trip to the recycling center, I made an astounding discovery. Someone at that august institution had taken the extraordinary step of placing a heavy wooden lid over the top of the book box. There’s a slot in the box for dropping in books. None of the other recycling boxes (for plastics, metal, glass, etc.) have been treated in this way.
The message is clear: the era of book-thievery is over. And I, for one, am just glad to see those miscreants thwarted.
Still, it does seem a bit…extreme, doesn’t it? I mean, granted, I wasn’t the only patron who made a habit of, uh, not stealing books. I’ve seen it happen plenty of times. But at a facility whose sole reason for existing is to make new use of old junk, is it really such a big deal if people are doing some of the work for them?
I can think of four reasons why they might care:
1. Privacy. If someone throws out a book that contains some kind of personal information, they might reasonably expect it will be disposed of without anyone else seeing it.
2. Legality. Stealing is, I suppose, still technically against the law.
3. Safety. All sorts of hazards are imaginable – moldy books, stray bits of broken glass. Probably not something they want to be liable for.
4. Money. I confess a deep ignorance of how the recycling process works after my part in it is over, but if anyone is paying these people to pick up the material they gather, then book thievery is a loss of revenue for them.
Assuming #4 is correct, it seems like the most likely reason they would put a stop to it. It also means the aforementioned thievery was not, in fact, entirely a victimless crime, and I would feel a little bad about it. If I had ever done it. Just a little.
Still, I’ve gotta say: any town where people are so hungry for books that it takes a heavy piece of plywood to keep them out…can’t be all bad.
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The Epic of Gilgamesh is one of the oldest surviving stories in the world. It was written in cuneiform on clay tablets that date back three thousand years, and many elements of the epic can be traced back another thousand years further than that. It makes the Iliad look positively hip and modern by comparison. For that reason alone I wanted to read Gilgamesh. Turns out, it’s a pretty good story, too.
I have to believe the concept of “spoilers” doesn’t really apply to anything with a “B.C.” in its copyright date, so I’ll give you a quick plot rundown.
Gilgamesh, the semi-divine king of Uruk, has a nasty habit of oppressing his subjects, so the gods create Enkidu, a “wild man,” to be his friend and distract him from his oppressin’ ways. After some early scuffles, the two become best friends, and go off to the Cedar Forest together to slay the evil Humbaba (who is apparently some sort of demon-ogre). Things get pretty intense:
At the heels of their feet the earth burst asunder,
they shattered, as they whirled, Mounts Sirion and Lebanon.
Black became the clouds of white,
raining down on them death like a mist.
But the good guys win in the end. After that is a seemingly irrelevant episode where they slay the Bull of Heaven (which I can only assume is the thing on the cover). And then Enkidu falls sick, and dies.
The loss affects Gilgamesh deeply. Not only does he grieve (and wow, is there some world-class grieving in Tablet VIII) but the reality of his own mortality sinks in for the first time.
How can I keep silent? How can I stay quiet?
My friend, whom I loved, has turned to clay,
my friend Enkidu, whom I loved, has turned to clay.
Shall I not be like him and also lie down,
never to rise again, through all eternity?
He goes on a long and dangerous quest to find Uta-Napishti, the only man ever to have gained immortality.
Mr. U-N is basically the Sumerian version of Noah. He recounts for Gilgamesh the story of how the gods unleashed the Deluge, which he survived by building a ship. The story is so similar to the Biblical account of the Flood (right down to some very particular details about releasing birds to search for dry land) that there’s no doubt they are two versions of the same story.
The upshot of all this is that the gods gave U-N immortality as a special deal for surviving the Deluge, but there aren’t going to be any other exceptions, so Gilgamesh can pretty much forget it. He returns to his home city of Uruk and gazes at the mighty walls he’s built around it, with the implication that those walls and that city are the best immortality he can hope for.
As you read Gilgamesh, one of the first things you notice is the repetition. You can see it in the second passage I quoted above. Often whole stanzas and sections are repeated, sometimes word for word, sometimes more than twice. This actually isn’t as annoying as you might think. It often lends the words a sort of dramatic weight that’s hard to describe, but works as you read.
Another obvious thing about the epic is that many fragments of it are missing. The surviving tablets are broken in places, and not all the text survives. These lacunae can be anywhere from a single word to dozens of lines in length. This, too, lends an odd quality to the reading. In a way, the brokenness actually enhanced the experience for me, as if glimpsing something through a veil makes it even more beautiful. I feel the same way sometimes when I hear songs on the radio with bursts of static. Maybe I’m just weird that way.
By modern standards, Gilgamesh is a strange beast, with a somewhat disjointed narrative and an ending that’s odd and a little anticlimactic. But of course the whole point is that modern standards don’t apply. If you read it with an open mind, you’ll find a human story told in bold strokes that aren’t always as simple as they seem. The fundamental themes of friendship and mortality still resonate today, and the book – if you’re so inclined – is definitely worth your time.
(Note: the version I read was translated by Andrew George.)
This week we have…
Writing Links
An interview with Maurice Sendak, author of Where the Wild Things Are. “I refuse to lie to children. I refuse to cater to the bullshit of innocence.”
This article is called 6 So-Called Rules for the Badass Creative Woman. I’m linking to it mainly for this quote: “Mistakes and failures provide you with the data you need for success. That’s it and that’s all.”
If you’ve never heard of the blog Zen Habits, you might want to check it out. It has nothing to do with actual Zen, but it provides a steady stream of good advice about conquering mediocrity.
So it turns out that Bruce Lee wrote poetry, and they’ve got several samples. I’m not as impressed as the author of that article seems to be, but it’s still kind of cool.
I’ve never read any of the Dresden Files books, but still thought this was interesting. Apparently the author of the series, Jim Butcher, honed his skills writing for computer games.
Yesterday the Nobel Prize in Literature was awarded to one Tomas Tranströmer. Mr. Tranströmer is notable “because, through his condensed, translucent images, he gives us fresh access to reality.” You can read an example of this fresh access right here.
Non-Writing Links
David Brooks discusses the limits of empathy and suggests a better strategy for improving the world.
And finally, video gamers do in three weeks what scientists failed to do for a decade.
Have a good Friday and an even better weekend.
No time to write a post today. Real life interferes.
Instead, here’s one of my all-time favorite poems:
The Orange
Wendy CopeAt lunchtime I bought a huge orange –
The size of it made us all laugh.
I peeled it and shared it with Robert and Dave –
They got quarters and I had a half.And that orange, it made me so happy,
As ordinary things often do
Just lately. The shopping. A walk in the park.
This is peace and contentment. It’s new.The rest of the day was quite easy.
I did all the jobs on my list
And enjoyed them and had some time over.
I love you. I’m glad I exist.
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Yesterday, as part of my Day Job, I went to a three-hour training class about how to be more effective in an organization. The focus was on the corporate world, but one part in particular was relevant to our interests.
The guy put up a slide that said Ability + Will = Performance. In other words, if you have the ability to do something and the will to do something, that thing is gonna get done. Pretty straightforward, right? Not exactly multivariable calculus.
Then he said something else. He said it almost in passing, on his way to making another point, and I don’t think it was part of his standard spiel. But it hit me hard, and I wrote it down right then. Here’s what he said:
“Ability is rarely the obstacle.”
Of course we’ve all heard this kind of thing before: realize your potential, you can do whatever you set your mind to, etc. If you wanted a fortune cookie, you would’ve gone to Happy Garden Buffet. I get it.
Yet think about this for a second. Ability is rarely the obstacle. If this is true – and I believe it is – then here’s what we’re really saying: Your long-term success or failure is generally not a matter of “can’t,” but a matter of “won’t.”
That doesn’t necessarily mean you have the necessary ability right now. Much of the struggle – in writing a novel, in managing a project, whatever – is improving your own abilities. But that, in turn, comes right back to your will. Your drive. Your inner fire.
What’s holding you back? Ability – or will?
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On a typical morning, my alarm clock (read: cell phone vibrating on the nightstand) wakes me up at 5:30. By the time I shower, iron clothes, brush teeth, etc., it’s 6:00, which is blog-writing time. I hit “Publish” around 6:40 and dash out the door to make it to work by 7.
(By the way, if you’re wondering about the timestamp, today’s an exception because I got up early for non-blog-related reasons. But moving on.)
Occasionally – like with the blog comment gender experiment – I do some prep work ahead of time, but most of the time I don’t. Generally I just pick a topic from my idea list the night before, mull it over a little as I’m ironing, and then I have forty minutes, give or take, to bust that sucker out. I don’t have any extra posts lying around for days I can’t come up with anything, so basically it’s publish or perish. Of course, I do occasionally cop out, but I can’t do that too often, now can I?
This forty-minutes-or-bust mentality is a deliberate choice. I’ve actually had two other blogs before this one, and with both of them, I wrote posts the afternoon before I published. It turned into a real problem because I would end up taking an hour, two hours, or even more, fiddling with the post and trying to get everything exactly right. (Also I used to try and find an image for every single post, which takes longer than you would expect.) The blog devoured my free time like a hungry titan.
With this blog, I have a hard deadline every morning, which is actually very liberating. Forty minutes and done. Not sure if it’s good enough? Too bad. Publish and move on. You’ll have another chance tomorrow.
(What’s that? Based on the quality of my posts, you would have estimated four minutes? Hypothetical reader, why would you even say that? That is hurtful and entirely nonconstructive!)
People talk a lot about knowing when the time is right to “let go” of a novel, or a story. Two competing forces – your own drive for perfection, and the necessity of publishing the damn thing before Ragnarok rolls around – battle it out and eventually compromise. It’s tough to get the hang of this battle, to know when a work isn’t ready yet and when you finally need to just kick it out of your house, to accept that sometimes the answer is both of the above.
One really good thing about blogging, especially on a time limit, is that it forces you to face that battle in microcosm every day. The stakes are lower, so it’s a good training ground. You learn to get comfortable with hitting “Publish.”
If you blog, do you have a time limit?
And if you don’t blog, uh, do you like almond butter? Cause man, that shit is tasty. You know what I’m saying?
In conclusion: almond butter.
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