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Brian D. Buckley 
nice, lol.
A Chuck Norris Joke seems like it would follow this picture well:
Chuck Norris was hiking through the mountains, where by his sheer proximity he impregnated a monastery of nuns. In nine months they gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history.
How many of them were expecting to get pregnant? NUN OF THEM!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ahem.
touche sir