Things have been a little bit busy and I am going a little bit crazy, so I’ll be taking a brief blogging vacation. I know it won’t be easy for you, compulsively clicking Refresh for a fortnight solid, but make the best of it. Although I can’t confirm, I hear there are things to do…outside? 🙂
Brian D. Buckley 
Why are you taking a holiday to the Windows Desktop?
Because the Linux penguin gave me a chilly reception…
What is this outside that you speak of? I understand you not.
Apparently there are bears…
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/1999/09/24