From The Onion: Boyfriends Who Aren’t Speaking Are Thinking About Ending Relationship 90% Of Time. As a boyfriend/husband myself, I can confirm this is definitely true. Anytime I’m quiet, that is a near-certain indication that I am thinking about the relationship, and it’s not good. It definitely isn’t because I’m guessing at the etymology of a word you recently spoke, or trying to figure out whether Stephen Hawking is still the only person to have portrayed himself in an episode of Star Trek.
Also. This. Just this.
Have a phenomenal weekend!
Brian D. Buckley 