Brief Summary of the Life of Pluto

5,183,702,446 BC – AD 1929 – chillin’

1930 – 2005 – everyone’s staring at me

2006 – 2014are you kidding me

July 14, 2015 – the hell is this thing supposed to b – AH! paparazzi! no pictures, no pictures!

2016 – 7,335,918,204 – ennui

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