The B Keeper

My name is Brian Buckley. I am married to Betsy Buckley. My blog buddy is Ben. My Boston buddy is Benasutti. My Batman-reading buddy is Burns.

I’m a Buckeye. I have a bachelor’s degree in binary, bytes, Booleans, and broadband.

My height is Brobdingnagian.

I’m still reading the Bible (slowly).

I like Big Bend National Park, Buffy, Babylon 5, Bill Nye, Breaking Bad, Big Bang Theory, the Big Bang Theory, Braid, Bach, Beethoven, the Beatles, bulldogs, Barack, and Percy Bysshe Shelley. I’d make a beeline for Brent Spiner. I appreciate Bobs Dylan, Seger, Marley, and Kane. I can sing the entirety of Be Prepared.

I went to the National Spelling Bee (twice) and got booted for bungling letters (twice).

My favorite movie is Little Miss Sunshine. That doesn’t have a B in it, I’m just telling you.

I read books. Especially books with Bilbo Baggins, balrogs, balefire, Bene Gesserit, or Bean. Also, Bicentennial Man.

I like appropriately sized butts and I cannot lie.

My second-favorite half of the timeline is B.C.

I wanna be a billionaire.

Bye!