And we’re done! A haiku a day, on average, for the entire year of 2015. (I will not be repeating the performance in 2016.)
People. Be impressed. Why aren’t you looking more impressed?
#335: 12/1/2015
Are there aliens?
Do they think we’re cool? Will they
notice our haircut?
#336: 12/2/2015
Winter is cliché.
Every year, more snow. It’s like,
really? Frost again?
#337: 12/3/2015
Koschei the Deathless.
With a nickname like that, you’re
just asking for it.
#338: 12/4/2015
Sky the color of
dirty mop water, cold wind,
grass still holding on.
#339: 12/6/2015
Monitor, world map,
picture frames, a desk, and books:
life of rectangles.
#340: 12/6/2015
Aluminum foil
sits crinkled and proud, corners
upraised like glad arms.
#341: 12/7/2015
Fresh start, clear cold day.
Frost is water: winter’s way
of cleansing old sins.
#342: 12/9/2015
Evil is not dark.
It curls up in warm faces
and becomes routine.
#343: 12/9/2015
Birds perch in fractals,
modulate their frequencies,
increase altitude.
#344: 12/10/2015
My house’s shadow
retreats inch by inch, serene.
Its time will return.
#345: 12/11/2015
Billowing purple
above city. Dim blue grass.
My new wallpaper.
#346: 12/14/2015
What is happiness?
Warm bowl of soup with noodles,
Betsy coming home.
#347: 12/14/2015
Sparkling Christmas tree.
Can I be nostalgic for
mem’ries never lived?
#348: 12/14/2015
Where is December?
To which month belong these warm,
wet, uncertain days?
#349: 12/15/2015
Post office, dentist,
Hobby Lobby, library.
Day of small journeys.
#350: 12/16/2015
Crosses of shadow
fall slanting on couch cushions,
bounding tracts of light.
#351: 12/17/2015
New Star Wars tonight!
Feeling like a kid again
(more than usual).
#352: 12/18/2015
Lines of blank thunder
course silent under clear sky.
Always there’s a storm.
#353: 12/21/2015
Friends and pizza come,
launching bright conversation
toward mirth and midnight.
#354: 12/21/2015
Children tiptoe to
Christmas, step by slow step. For
grown-ups, all too swift.
#355: 12/21/2015
Boxes and boxes:
rough cardboard, shining paper,
sought, prized, discarded.
#356: 12/28/2015
Bright garish TV,
squawking commercials, blank laughs.
Mute shade, come to me.
#357: 12/28/2015
Gentle, titanic,
obvious, necessary,
clean, warm, frigid rain.
#358: 12/28/2015
Polishing e-mails
to leap swift into the void
and come home laden.
#359: 12/28/2015
Five-inch thin red curve,
dry river, wrist to forearm.
Playful dog’s rough claw.
#360: 12/28/2015
I love “Kafkaesque.”
Shakespearean, Socratic –
make my name a word!
#361: 12/28/2015
Christmas here and gone,
wrapping unwrapped, stockings light.
Snowflake count: zero!
#362: 12/28/2015
Who forgot to lock
the great vault’s door? Who set free
these thick sky-broad winds?
#363: 12/29/2015
Sick wife stays at home.
Deploy Kleenexes and soup.
Rest for the weary.
#364: 12/30/2015
Penultimate poem.
One for each degree of great
circle, plus some spares.
#365: 12/31/2015
Farewell, Prospero:
Now your charms are all o’erthrown.
Ariel, ascend!
I just came across your page. Enjoy your sense of humor in between the haikus. So far, I really like # 342, 343, 347, 352, 358. They are all good, but those really spoke to me.
Thank you! 🙂