//Initialize/////////////////////////////
new Buckley miniBuckley;
miniBuckley.Age.Months = -6;
miniBuckley.Name = ""; //tbd
miniBuckley.Gender = ""; //tbd
miniBuckley.ArrivalDate = "09/30/2016"; //projected
//Set parent objects////////////////////////
miniBuckley.Mother = Buckley.Betsy;
Buckley.Betsy.Pregnant = true;
miniBuckley.Father = Buckley.Brian;
//conservative estimate
miniBuckley.Paternity.Probability = 0.76;
//Miscellaneous properties/////////////////////
miniBuckley.Intelligence.Projected = 94; //0-100 scale
miniBuckley.Intelligence.Current = 6;
//within acceptable parameters
miniBuckley.Attractiveness.Projected = 65;
miniBuckley.Attractiveness.Current = -8;
miniBuckley.NerdQuotient.Projected = 91;
//lives with mom, antisocial, never goes outside,
//lots of "potential"
miniBuckley.NerdQuotient.Current = 100;
//don't set, will cause integer overflow
//miniBuckley.Cost.Projected
//Activate//////////////////////////
miniBuckley.Life.Go();
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I love this, but part of me is wondering if the first line should be: Buckley miniBuckley = new Buckley(); I get that Buckley is the class, presumably inheriting from AbstractClasses Human and WhateverBrianIs. I fired up Visual Studio, and it doesn’t seem to like the new InstanceOfClass Class format used in the first line, at least in C#. I suppose it’s possible I’m missing the point.
Just shows you how rusty I am at programming. I suppose I can take refuge in the fact that (1) I never said what language I’m using, and surely there’s *some* language where this is proper syntax; and (2) failing that, I can always claim it’s pseudocode.
For those of you playing at home, the point that Ben is missing would be: WordPress is a shitty compiler.
Ok Ben…I can’t believe you analyzed it to that level of detail. I’d say you are definitely missing the point.
Analyzing things to ridiculous detail is just something Brian and I do π Of course I’m happy for the parental units to be. I just like to try to make my friend laugh in the language we both speak.
I was about to say exactly this, but Ben beat me to it. π
Sheesh, have you not heard of buckley#? Frankly it’s a blatant ripoff of c# other than the object initialization syntax. Regardless, it compiles.
You guys are cute
Congratulations Brian π That was a very cute!
Thanks!
Very original. I love it! Congratulations (again)!
Thanks!!
Congrats!
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Congratulations! This is great news! π
I love how you announced it too π
π Thanks!
Congratulations!!
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Congratulations!
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Most-original-birth-announcement! Beats ultrasounds hands down. Congrats to you and Betsy!
Thanks!
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miniBuckley.Characteristics.Human.Probablity = .02;
miniBuckley.Characteristics.IsDataFromEnterprise = true;
miniBuckley.Abilities.Go.SkillLevelDanAtAge5 = 9;
miniBuckley.Abilities.Go.SkillLevelDanAtBirth = 4;
TechnologicalSingularity.BeginDate = Now() – miniBuckley.Age;
Well, actually (adjusts glasses) I’m Data from the Enterprise, so that would make the baby Lal. Ahem.
Also: lmao