Babies got opinions

A little slice of Evan’s world:

• Touchin’ trees and bushes — LOVE IT
• Lookin’ at smoke detectors on the ceiling — LOVE IT
• Gettin’ hugged — Ain’t nobody got time for that
• Readin’ books — Pretty nice
• Turnin’ pages in books — LOVE IT
• A gap of five or more seconds between seeing a bottle and drinking from bottle — HATE IT
• Splashin’ in the bathtub — LOVE IT
• Gettin’ hair combed after bath — Bearable, but be swift
• Bein’ left alone — Ditto
• Watchin’ Daddy mow the grass — LOVE IT
• Holdin’ a hammer — NICE
• Someone takin’ away a toy — Surprisingly okay
• Lookin’ in the mirror — HOLY FLIPPIN’ FLAPJACKS HE MOVES EXACTLY LIKE I MOVE, GUYS ARE YOU EVEN SEEING THIS
• Not bein’ allowed to touch stuff — Surprisingly okay
• Getting’ crud wiped from my ears and nostrils — I do not understand why this happens and you people are walking a fine line
• Mommy and Daddy sayin’ “Good job!” — LOVE IT
• Teething — HATE IT
• Naptime — I have at last negotiated an armistice with this perennial foe
• Eatin’ puffs — LOVE IT
• Gettin’ rained on — It’s an adventure!
• Lookin’ at stuff in Kroger — LOVE IT
• Gettin’ diaper changed — I’ll allow it
• Suddenly gettin’ upset for no discernible reason — HATE IT
• Seein’ a sign with a grammatical error — Will tolerate for now
• Mommy or Daddy pickin’ me up after a nap — LOVE IT