Babies got opinions

A little slice of Evan’s world:

  • Touchin’ trees and bushes — LOVE IT
  • Lookin’ at smoke detectors on the ceiling — LOVE IT
  • Gettin’ hugged — Ain’t nobody got time for that
  • Readin’ books — Pretty nice
  • Turnin’ pages in books — LOVE IT
  • A gap of five or more seconds between seeing a bottle and drinking from bottle — HATE IT
  • Splashin’ in the bathtub — LOVE IT
  • Gettin’ hair combed after bath — Bearable, but be swift
  • Bein’ left alone — Ditto
  • Watchin’ Daddy mow the grass — LOVE IT
  • Holdin’ a hammer — NICE
  • Someone takin’ away a toy — Surprisingly okay
  • Lookin’ in the mirror — HOLY FLIPPIN’ FLAPJACKS HE MOVES EXACTLY LIKE I MOVE, GUYS ARE YOU EVEN SEEING THIS
  • Not bein’ allowed to touch stuff — Surprisingly okay
  • Getting’ crud wiped from my ears and nostrils — I do not understand why this happens and you people are walking a fine line
  • Mommy and Daddy sayin’ “Good job!” — LOVE IT
  • Teething — HATE IT
  • Naptime — I have at last negotiated an armistice with this perennial foe
  • Eatin’ puffs — LOVE IT
  • Gettin’ rained on — It’s an adventure!
  • Lookin’ at stuff in Kroger — LOVE IT
  • Gettin’ diaper changed — I’ll allow it
  • Suddenly gettin’ upset for no discernible reason — HATE IT
  • Seein’ a sign with a grammatical error — Will tolerate for now
  • Mommy or Daddy pickin’ me up after a nap — LOVE IT
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2 responses to “Babies got opinions

  1. “HOLY FLIPPIN’ FLAPJACKS HE MOVES EXACTLY LIKE I MOVE, GUYS ARE YOU EVEN SEEING THIS”

    I heard this in the voice of Harley Quinn. Which could be a bad sign…

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