Monthly Archives: August 2013

Forty-Minute Story: The Attack

They came from the sky, and they came at night.

Some scream when you shoot them down, metal limbs shrieking to shrapnel, red occulosensors crackling to oblivion. Some wilt mournfully in the air, resigning to the hail of our bullets. Some break in half and become pairs of jerking, frenzied robotic targets.

But there are always more.

The Rain of Drones started October 2, 2017. A Monday. NASA had tracked the meteor as it sidled up to our planet, noting its proximity, triple-checking the numbers to make sure it wouldn’t hit. Nobody’s calculations expected it to slow down, break into a trillion attack bots, and descend like titanium snow for months.

Except – well, I wonder sometimes if “attack” is the right word.

Don’t get me wrong, they wreaked hell at the start. The first few that landed, each one reared up on its hind legs, planted itself firmly on the spot, and declared itself lord of everything in a one-kilometer radius. Said declaration came in the form of pulsing energy spheres blasting anything that moved. Thousands died. You don’t need to feel sorry for these things.

But I do, a little.

I get my job done. I shoot the suckers down. We’ve got jets in the air 24/7 now spinning a web of fire for the nasty little flies. We’re very good. Less than one in a thousand gets through.

They’re not a threat anymore. They just keep falling, a few at a time. There’s no pattern we can make out, no strategic targeting. Most would land in the ocean if we didn’t get ’em, just sit at the bottom, taking potshots at crabs.

One crashed in the Sahara. We can’t get close enough to capture it – the damn thing just goes crazy if you get anywhere near. We could blast it from a distance, of course, but it’s not hurting anyone out there, so we’re studying it instead.

They’ve learned plenty about the technology, the engineering, all very classified. But here’s what I’ve learned. If you leave them alone, they don’t attack.

Why?

What’s the plan? Why scatter them randomly without picking targets? Why make them so vulnerable on the way down? Why not take territory once they land?

Why do I feel so strange about blowing them apart without a fight, day after day?

Some say it’s Judgment Day, the end of everything. I figure God could’ve sat back and left that job to us, saved Himself the trouble.

Some say it’s only phase one of a bigger attack, that these are scouts to test our defenses. Except they’re not broadcasting signals, and they’re not moving. What the hell kind of scouts are those?

Everybody’s got theories.

But me?

I don’t know. I suppose if I had to guess – well, it doesn’t feel like they’re attacking. It doesn’t feel like they expected us to be here at all.

It feels like somebody’s coming home.

Inflicting Poetry on Others

Ben’s recent eBook publication got me thinking. Is there any of my own writing I’d like to self-publish?

I’ve written three novels, but I’m not happy enough with any of them to go that route. But I do have some writing that could see the light. My poems.

A poem, after all, is the only thing I’ve ever gotten professionally published (in Space and Time magazine). It was five bucks for a haiku, but still. A writer doesn’t forget something like that.

A book of poems, however, is much tougher to publish the traditional way. The market just isn’t there. Go into a Barnes & Noble sometime and compare the tiny poetry section with the acres of novels, and you’ll see what I mean.

My poems are already free online, of course, but they’re scattered, and there’s no way to weed out the bad ones. A book would allow me to pick out my own favorites and put them all in a single place. It would also toss a little more fuel on that precious ego-fire all authors need. And best of all, the writing is already done.

I’ll throw the question out there. Would you be interested in a book of my poems? If so, would you prefer a physical copy, or an eBook?

Friday Links

1984 Day

1984 Day, coming this Sunday (8/4) to a city near you.

snakez

Snake Island, a dot of land off the Brazilian coast, is filled with golden lancehead pit vipers. This species of snake has – and I quote – “a powerful fast-acting poison that melts the flesh around their bites.” Looking for a vacation spot?

dvd

This just in: Dick Van Dyke finally confesses to the Zodiac killings.

Have a great weekend, peeps. See you Monday!

Two-Sentence Terrors

A recent thread on reddit asked users to write and submit two-sentence horror stories. The results were agreeably spine-chilling, featuring such laconic scares as:

You hear your mom calling you into the kitchen. As you are heading down the stairs you hear a whisper from the closet saying “Don’t go down there honey, I heard it too.”

Buzzfeed has collected their 12 favorites right here.

A co-worker threw down the gauntlet and suggested I write some of my own.

challenge accepted

  • Panting, she set the barrel to her forehead and pulled the trigger, but all she heard was a click. “No escape,” said the voice behind her, “only me.”
  • Muffin’s a good dog, but it’s been three days and he’s getting hungry. And I’m still tied to the chair.
  • I locked the door and took my wife’s hand. “We’re safe now,” I lied.
  • They all scream except for one man at the far end of the room. He must be new.
  • The nightmares are getting worse. I’ve stopped waking up.

Care to try?