Item 1: We’re damn well going to Mars.
Elon Musk has vowed to get living, breathing humans on Mars within the next two decades, and President Obama has promised to fund the effort. It’s not gonna be a one-and-done deal, either. We’re going there to stay. Yes, please.
Item 2: Joss Whedon creates an anti-Trump PAC.
It’s true. The creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, and the Avengers movie has formed a PAC called Save the Day to encourage people to vote, and to prevent the inauguration of America’s first openly stupid president.
For my third wish, can I have a chocolate chip cookie?