From the blog post on September 7, 2011:
If you’ve ever accused a dictionary of lying to you…you might be an author.
If you’ve ever name-dropped Michael Chabon at a cocktail party…you might be an author.
If you’ve ever denied someone a second date because they said “ATM machine” during the first…you might be an author.
I’d totally forgotten I ever made this. Check out the full list (all 36 items).
Subjected to the same post multiple times. Oh what did I do to deserve this?