Forty-Minute Story: The Attack

They came from the sky, and they came at night.

Some scream when you shoot them down, metal limbs shrieking to shrapnel, red occulosensors crackling to oblivion. Some wilt mournfully in the air, resigning to the hail of our bullets. Some break in half and become pairs of jerking, frenzied robotic targets.

But there are always more.

The Rain of Drones started October 2, 2017. A Monday. NASA had tracked the meteor as it sidled up to our planet, noting its proximity, triple-checking the numbers to make sure it wouldn’t hit. Nobody’s calculations expected it to slow down, break into a trillion attack bots, and descend like titanium snow for months.

Except – well, I wonder sometimes if “attack” is the right word.

Don’t get me wrong, they wreaked hell at the start. The first few that landed, each one reared up on its hind legs, planted itself firmly on the spot, and declared itself lord of everything in a one-kilometer radius. Said declaration came in the form of pulsing energy spheres blasting anything that moved. Thousands died. You don’t need to feel sorry for these things.

But I do, a little.

I get my job done. I shoot the suckers down. We’ve got jets in the air 24/7 now spinning a web of fire for the nasty little flies. We’re very good. Less than one in a thousand gets through.

They’re not a threat anymore. They just keep falling, a few at a time. There’s no pattern we can make out, no strategic targeting. Most would land in the ocean if we didn’t get ’em, just sit at the bottom, taking potshots at crabs.

One crashed in the Sahara. We can’t get close enough to capture it – the damn thing just goes crazy if you get anywhere near. We could blast it from a distance, of course, but it’s not hurting anyone out there, so we’re studying it instead.

They’ve learned plenty about the technology, the engineering, all very classified. But here’s what I’ve learned. If you leave them alone, they don’t attack.

Why?

What’s the plan? Why scatter them randomly without picking targets? Why make them so vulnerable on the way down? Why not take territory once they land?

Why do I feel so strange about blowing them apart without a fight, day after day?

Some say it’s Judgment Day, the end of everything. I figure God could’ve sat back and left that job to us, saved Himself the trouble.

Some say it’s only phase one of a bigger attack, that these are scouts to test our defenses. Except they’re not broadcasting signals, and they’re not moving. What the hell kind of scouts are those?

Everybody’s got theories.

But me?

I don’t know. I suppose if I had to guess – well, it doesn’t feel like they’re attacking. It doesn’t feel like they expected us to be here at all.

It feels like somebody’s coming home.

Inflicting Poetry on Others

Ben’s recent eBook publication got me thinking. Is there any of my own writing I’d like to self-publish?

I’ve written three novels, but I’m not happy enough with any of them to go that route. But I do have some writing that could see the light. My poems.

A poem, after all, is the only thing I’ve ever gotten professionally published (in Space and Time magazine). It was five bucks for a haiku, but still. A writer doesn’t forget something like that.

A book of poems, however, is much tougher to publish the traditional way. The market just isn’t there. Go into a Barnes & Noble sometime and compare the tiny poetry section with the acres of novels, and you’ll see what I mean.

My poems are already free online, of course, but they’re scattered, and there’s no way to weed out the bad ones. A book would allow me to pick out my own favorites and put them all in a single place. It would also toss a little more fuel on that precious ego-fire all authors need. And best of all, the writing is already done.

I’ll throw the question out there. Would you be interested in a book of my poems? If so, would you prefer a physical copy, or an eBook?

Friday Links

1984 Day

1984 Day, coming this Sunday (8/4) to a city near you.

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Snake Island, a dot of land off the Brazilian coast, is filled with golden lancehead pit vipers. This species of snake has – and I quote – “a powerful fast-acting poison that melts the flesh around their bites.” Looking for a vacation spot?

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This just in: Dick Van Dyke finally confesses to the Zodiac killings.

Have a great weekend, peeps. See you Monday!

Two-Sentence Terrors

A recent thread on reddit asked users to write and submit two-sentence horror stories. The results were agreeably spine-chilling, featuring such laconic scares as:

You hear your mom calling you into the kitchen. As you are heading down the stairs you hear a whisper from the closet saying “Don’t go down there honey, I heard it too.”

Buzzfeed has collected their 12 favorites right here.

A co-worker threw down the gauntlet and suggested I write some of my own.

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  • Panting, she set the barrel to her forehead and pulled the trigger, but all she heard was a click. “No escape,” said the voice behind her, “only me.”
  • Muffin’s a good dog, but it’s been three days and he’s getting hungry. And I’m still tied to the chair.
  • I locked the door and took my wife’s hand. “We’re safe now,” I lied.
  • They all scream except for one man at the far end of the room. He must be new.
  • The nightmares are getting worse. I’ve stopped waking up.

Care to try?

Sleepless in Ohio

I’m not as rushed or tired as I was yesterday, but I still didn’t get a full night’s sleep. That seems to be happening more lately.

Sometimes (okay, a lot of times) I get to bed late because I’m working on stuff, or else just browsing the Internet, trying to put off tomorrow a little longer. But even when I do get to bed on time, I have trouble sleeping.

I’ll lie awake for an hour. Or I’ll fall asleep okay, then wake up at 3 AM and stay awake. Eventually I’ll give up, go downstairs, and do something till I get tired. If I’m especially ambitious, I’ll write tomorrow’s blog post.

This morning, my alarm was set for 5:00. I was downstairs by 4:30, and awake by 4.

Two reasons for this, I think.

First, I’m one of those rare and hideous creatures: a Morning Person. I’m most productive when I first wake up, even if I’m tired. I like my sunrise coffee, and it likes me. So if I do wake up at 3 AM, I have trouble convincing my brain that it’s Late Night Sleep Time and not Early Morning Go Time.

(I’m imagining Betsy reading this and shaking her head. She suffers from no such ailment.)

The second reason is that I think a lot.

Not necessarily smart thoughts or deep thoughts, but a lot of thoughts. I think about plans for FourthCon, or the anime I just started watching, or blog ideas, or story ideas, or…

I can’t always switch it off. I don’t always want to. I’m a schemer.

Still, it would nice to get a little more rest sometimes.

Do you ever have trouble sleeping? What do you recommend?

What Are You Working On?

I was up till midnight working on Restore The Fourth stuff, then woke up this morning at 5:30. Maybe some of y’all only need five and a half hours of sleep, but I’m still groggy. And I need to leave for work in six minutes.

You tell me: what are you working on these days? Personal projects, home renovations, new website? Reading or watching anything interesting? Leave it in the comments! Feel free to shamelessly self-promote, and leave a link if you want. (But if you leave two links in a single comment, WordPress will auto-flag it as spam, so stick to just one.)

And, go!

Author Interview: Ben Trube

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Today I have the privilege of interviewing my old friend and fellow blogger, Ben Trube. Ben likes fractals even more than I do, and he’s turned himself into quite the expert lately. His new book Fractals: A Programmer’s Approach is available right here for just $4.99.

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Come along with me as we venture into his brain. Tread lightly, don’t touch anything, and don’t step in the cerebellum. He, uh, needs that to live.

A sales pitch for your book in six words or less. GO!

“Fractals for a new generation!” or “Fractal fun for everyone!”

You obviously have a deep love for fractals. What is it about them, exactly, that you find so appealing?

My mom’s a painter, and I’ve always had a bit of an artistic streak. Fractals allow me to express that streak in a medium that I’m very comfortable with. I’m also fascinated how the chaotic process of some fractals can give rise to order, and vice versa. And constructing certain fractals provides an interesting programming challenge, and I’m always looking for new challenges.

A lot of your past work has been fictional. How was the process different for writing long-form nonfiction? How was it the same?

Non-fiction work requires a lot more time doing things that are not writing. The fractal book in particular required research, design of programs, creation of figures, and of course generating the hundreds of included fractal images. There were fewer changes in structure than some of my fiction projects, which also allowed for longer drafting sessions. The main constant between both kinds of writing is music, which always helps my mood and the tone of my work.

How much does your beard weigh?

My beard is an unbounded infinite set. Thus it cannot be precisely defined.

As you well know, there’s no shortage of fractal books in the world already. What makes your book different than the rest?

Rather than do a broad overview of dozens of fractal topics, this book takes a deep look at six. I try to “show my work” both in the way the programs are constructed, and in the way the math is explained. The fractal books that have been the most helpful to me have emphasized the math less, and the logic of programming more, and that’s the legacy I try to continue.

The book also places a heavy emphasis on the artistic aspects of fractals, with both practical methods for creating image files, and coloring fractals, but also with an extensive gallery of images. And this book is one of the few available electronically, and you won’t find one as useful for this price (unless you speak Spanish).

What’s something interesting that you learned about fractals from writing this book?

I learned a lot more about affine transformations (Chapter 2) than I understood previously. Basically this is determining equations to simulate objects like trees and leaves, or more imaginative objects like seashells and fireworks. The trick to these seems to be lots of little adjustments and even more luck. After 80 attempts I got something that passably looked like a leaf from my backyard.

What is your wife’s pet nickname for your beard?

That does not happen to be one of the parts of my body she’s named.

What advice would you give to other authors thinking about self-publishing an eBook?

Self-publish a book because you want to, not because you’re afraid a publisher won’t pick you up. And don’t give anybody a reason to think that publisher would reject you. Edit the book well, and format it better. Avoid the self-published look. It will NEVER be perfect, but it can be professional.

What aspect of this book are you most proud of?

Well for starters finishing and publishing it. I am also quite pleased that a number of the fractal coordinates and images portrayed are unique to this book. Chapters 2 and 4 are probably my favorites, but it was also nice to explore all of the different ways to draw the Julia Set in Chapter 6, and revisit the Chaos Game in Chapter 1.

Now that the fractal book is done, what’s next for Ben Trube?

My next project is a noir/technological mystery called Surreality. We’re going to be working on it for the next few months with a planned release sometime at the end of 2013 or early 2014. I imagine there will also be some work on redrafting my latest novel Dark Matter as well, and of course a lot of interesting things are going on over at [BTW] Ben Trube, Writer including another short story serial.

Your name is an anagram of “Jabber In Me Nut.” How does that make you feel?

I’m not sure, but for some reason I believe the proper way to say that is with a cockney accent.

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Thank you, Mr. Trube, for enduring this humiliation with good grace. Hypothetical readers: the book is available here. You can also read Ben’s incoherent ramblings thoughtful insights every day on his blog, 100% free.

Oh, and if you want to suggest nicknames for his beard, you can do that in the comments! Personally I suggest “Chewbaccimus Maximus,” but that’s just me?

Friday Link

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The fourteen geekiest beers on the planet. Enjoy.

Have a great weekend. See you Monday!

Yesterday’s House Vote, and What Comes Next

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Yesterday the U.S. House of Representatives voted on the Amash Amendment, which would have halted the NSA’s vast and unconstitutional program of phone record collection.

The amendment failed. And, of course, even if it had passed – and gotten Senate support too – the President would have vetoed it.

However.

The vote was much closer than expected: 205-217. If just seven more Congressmen had supported this bill, it would have passed. That’s remarkable.

Also remarkable is the incredibly bipartisan nature of the vote. 111 Democrats and 94 Republicans voted yes. One surprising “yes” vote was Representative F. James Sensenbrenner Jr., who co-authored the original PATRIOT Act. He says the law was never intended to give the NSA so much power.

Most remarkable of all was the deluge of public support, your support, for the bill. According to this New York Times article:

…a web of privacy activists, libertarian conservatives and…

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Like Shrapnel in the Brain

I did the spelling bee thing as a kid. I was good, too. Seventh and eighth grade I made it to the National Spelling Bee in Washington, D.C. I was on ESPN and everything.

It’s been a long time. I don’t remember much of the sightseeing or the newspaper interviews. I’ve forgotten most of the words I spelled.

One thing I do remember clearly, fourteen years later, is getting yelled at by a Bee official for running around at some party, chasing another kid as part of whatever game we were playing.

Isn’t it weird what sticks in your brain?

I’ve done a lot of reading on psychology. Apparently, the memories that get saved long-term are the ones tied to emotions. The stronger the emotion, the clearer the memory. (I’m sure it’s more complicated than that, but then, psychology always is.)

You see, I was one of those kids who always had a fragile ego. I needed to be told I was good. I needed to get good grades, to win awards. I wilted under criticism. Something I still struggle with today.

So getting yelled at – by an adult, no less – was emotional. It stuck in my brain like shrapnel. The homunculus upstairs decided this moment, this memory, must be preserved inside me for all time. I expect it’ll be there when I die.

In theory, this “strong feelings” system of memory storage makes sense. If something causes you to feel really good or really bad, that’s probably worth remembering, so you can seek/avoid it next time.

In practice, though, especially if you’re an anxious sort of person, you end up with a personal catalog of your own awkwardness and minor failings. Thanks, brain.

I have a lot of good memories too, of course. From the spelling bees, and from life. I’m not totally neurotic, thank you very much.

Still, it’s a strange thing, isn’t it?

What pieces of memory are still lodged in your skull, years or decades later?