Past Midnight

The clock on my computer screen reads 2:17 AM. I can’t sleep; I’m not even tired.

What should I write about? The usual topics fail me. My mind isn’t clear enough for a discourse on ethics or analysis of the latest news on Snowden. I suppose I could tell you about Ferdinand Cheval (1836-1924) and the fascinating palace he built by hand, but cool as that is, there isn’t much to say about it besides “Hey, look at this amazing palace he built by hand.”

I’ve been reading a lot lately. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, by L. Frank Baum. The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath. World War Z, Max Brooks. All very good, though it’s hard to imagine three more different books. Now I’m on a poetry kick.

Hence, viper thoughts, that coil around my mind,
Reality’s dark dream!

That’s Samuel Taylor Coleridge, the same man who wrote “Rime of the Ancient Mariner.”

I’m still on Duolingo, the language-learning website. Currently a Level 6 in Spanish, 82 experience points from Level 7. I love that I live in a world where you can get experience points for Spanish.

The air is nice and cool. We got our furnace and air conditioner replaced recently – glad that’s finally done. We also got a new tree planted in the back yard. The leaves are looking pretty dry so we’ve been watering it every day.

On the AI front, I’m still taking that statistics class on Udacity. About halfway done with it. The material started off unbearably easy, but it’s gotten quite challenging now. I’ve learned a lot. I think once I have a basic working knowledge of statistics, I’ll be in a much better position to continue with the AI.

Now I’m sitting here trying to think how to wrap up the post. What’s the proper denouement for a stream-of-consciousness ramble? Reply hazy, try again.

Well, it’s 2:48 AM now. Better get some sleep. Over and out.

Chomolungma

I was in Colorado this weekend for a friend’s wedding (which is why there was no post Friday). Now Ohio is very flat, so the sight of the Rockies got me thinking about mountains in general.

This poem was the result. “Chomolungma” is the Tibetan name for Mount Everest.

Chomolungma

If Everest dreams,
I hope it dreams slowly.
I hope its titanic visions
are the work of centuries,
its nightmares falling
like inverted cathedrals
through the rock,
wrapped in blackness
old as the sun.
I hope its deep wonders
writhe aeons at a time,
murmuring rumors yet
of their tectonic birth,
speaking long prophecies
in tongues of lightless fire.
If Everest dreams,
I hope it dreams
slowly.

I’d Like to Ride the Silver Wind

Yesterday I got a rare and exciting surprise – an e-mail from a reader!

She wanted to know if I had written this poem:

I’d like to ride the silver wind
And leave the planet in my wake
The heavens all around me bend
I’d like to ride the silver wind
By stellar pools that never end
Above the wide uncharted lake
I’d like to ride the silver wind
And leave the planet in my wake.

I didn’t recognize it at first, so I asked Google for help. Sure enough, I wrote it almost ten years ago, shortly after I graduated high school, as part of a guide to poetic forms on the art website Elfwood.

This particular form is called the triolet, which I had never heard of before I did my research, and promptly forgot all about afterward. Its distinguishing feature is a strict rhyme scheme of ABaAabAB, where the capital letters represent lines that repeat, and the lower case letters represent lines that rhyme. Wikipedia says they also tend to be in iambic tetrameter, which my example is.

Anyway, this woman wrote that my work “is one of the most beautiful poems I have ever read,” which put a smile on my face.

Last week was a bad week, but so far this week has been excellent.

What’s made you happy lately?

Postmortem: Moby-Dick

Mobimus-Dickimus

I wrote about Moby-Dick once before, when I was only one-quarter done. Well, I’ve finally finished.

What a strange, unusual book.

Really, it felt like two separate books that happened to be shoved between the same covers.

The first book is the story of the narrator Ishmael, the ship Pequod, her crew, her captain Ahab, and his infamous obsession with a certain seafaring mammal. The story begins with  Ishmael and his newfound best friend, the tattooed cannibal Queequeg. But once these two set foot on the ship (over a hundred pages in), Melville seems to forget all about them, and focus shifts completely to the rest of the crew and their quest. It’s an odd decision, given how much time’s been invested in the original pair, but the Pequod turns out to be an interesting place.

The crew is a wild assortment of characters, all unique and mostly compelling. The first mate, Starbuck, is a courageous and rational foil to the madness of Ahab. The second mate, Stubb, is a sort of Shakespearean jester, spouting nonsense that’s as real as anything else going on. Pip, a boy who is (rather unfairly) reviled for cowardice, develops a bond with Ahab late in the book which is unlike any other relationship I’ve ever read about.

And the style. The style is simply gorgeous, poetry rendered as prose: rich, like cheesecake, so it has to be savored slowly.

As they narrated to each other their unholy adventures, their tales of terror told in words of mirth; as their uncivilized laughter forked upwards out of them, like the flames from the furnace; as to and fro, in their front, the harpooneers wildly gesticulated with their huge pronged forks and dippers; as the wind howled on, and the sea leaped, and the ship groaned and dived, and yet steadfastly shot her red hell further and further into the blackness of the sea and the night, and scornfully champed the white bone in her mouth, and viciously spat round her on all sides; then the rushing Pequod, freighted with savages, and laden with fire, and burning a corpse, and plunging into that blackness of darkness, seemed the material counterpart of her monomaniac commander’s soul.

This book, the first book, I loved. This book is the one people quote, the one that calls generation after generation back to its song.

But as I said, there is a second book as well, its chapters all mixed and interleaved with the first. I will call this second book Herman Melville Wants to Tell You Some Things About Whales. Mostly nonfiction, mostly disconnected from the story, often strung together two or three in a row, these chapters read like boring essays by somebody obsessed with whaling. Their style is turgid and weak, the opinions they offer are not very convincing, and overall, you just wish he’d get on with it.

Here’s a sample:

In the first place, I wish to lay before you a particular, plain statement, touching the living bulk of this leviathan, whose skeleton we are briefly to exhibit. Such a statement may prove useful here.

According to a careful calculation I have made, and which I partly base upon Captain Scoresby’s estimate, of seventy tons for the largest sized Greenland whale of sixty feet in length; according to my careful calculation, I say, a Sperm Whale of the largest magnitude, between eighty-five and ninety feet in length, and something less than forty feet in its fullest circumference, such a whale will weigh at least ninety tons; so that, reckoning thirteen men to a ton, he would considerably outweigh the combined population of a whole village of one thousand one hundred inhabitants.

Think you not then that brains, like yoked cattle, should be put to this leviathan, to make him at all budge to any landsman’s imagination?

Having already in various ways put before you his skull, spout-hole, jaw, teeth, tail, forehead, fins, and divers other parts, I shall now simply point out what is most interesting in the general bulk of his unobstructed bones. But as the colossal skull embraces so very large a proportion of the entire extent of the skeleton; as it is by far the most complicated part; and as nothing is to be repeated concerning it in this chapter, you must not fail to carry it in your mind, or under your arm, as we proceed, otherwise you will not gain a complete notion of the general structure we are about to view.

Perhaps this brief sample doesn’t seem too bad. Maybe it even seems interesting. If so, trust me, the novelty wears off after a hundred pages.

I know that many critics defend this “second book,” saying it’s important to the structure of the novel, or that it enriches the story, or whatever else. But I have to believe that if Melville had published the “first book” alone, and somebody else years later had added the other stuff, nobody in their right mind would prefer the latter version.

Well, it is what it is. And as I said before, the highs redeem the lows. Poets and masochists must read Moby-Dick.

First Meeting of the Resistance

Yesterday evening we had our first meeting to discuss (nonviolent) resistance to the NSA’s domestic spying program.

We had six people at my house, plus three more over video chat. That was interesting. We used Google Hangouts on an iPad, which was propped up at one end of the table like a mini-monolith. It worked well, except for a few times we lost signal. They could hear & see us, we could hear & see them, and the app is smart enough to automatically switch the view to whoever’s talking.

The meeting lasted over an hour, and went surprisingly well. I say “surprisingly” because I’ve never organized anything like this before, I’m not really a political person, and I imagined a lot of ways it could go wrong. But we had an agenda, we followed it, we stayed on topic.

We started by going around the room, introducing ourselves and saying why we were against the spying program. For me, this was one of the more powerful moments of the evening. All different people: liberal, conservative, libertarian, independent; quiet and outspoken; men and women; those new to the cause, and those who have followed the NSA’s programs for years. But we had one thing in common. We had heard the news about the call database and PRISM, and we wanted to do something about it.

We talked about the stopwatching.us petition, which has over 200,000 signatures now (including Wil Wheaton and Cory Doctorow!) and still growing. We discussed the Restore the Fourth movement and the nationwide protests planned for July 4. We came up with a lot of ideas for action.

And we decided to stay organized. We’ll continue meeting monthly, and in between meetings, we’ll keep in touch with each other. We’ll share ideas and coordinate our efforts.

Because we’ve seen what our government is doing, and we’ve decided it needs to stop.

P.S. Protip for resistance cells: nonviolent rebellion is hungry work. Offer free pizza!

What Comes Next

Last week was a bad week.

For starters, there was the revelation that the NSA keeps a massive database of all our phone calls, which (in my view) shows a stunning disregard for our civil liberties.

Unrelated to that: my brain goes through cycles of clarity, and cycles of dark despair. Last week was sunless. I’m feeling better at the moment, which is why I’m able to write this post in the first place. Fingers crossed that it stays that way.

And I was out sick on Friday. So, there’s that.

I’m not trying to drown you in complaints. Just trying to get my head screwed on straight, and point this blog in the right direction.

In the wake of the NSA news, I wasn’t sure what to do with the blog. I generally avoid political stuff, and I generally don’t focus on any one topic for very long, for the sake of variety. I don’t want to alienate or bore you by droning on about civil liberties.

On the other hand, this blog is a reflection of what I’m thinking. And right now, it’s hard to think about much else. When you learn that your own government is using the Fourth Amendment as toilet paper, how can you just shrug your shoulders and move on?

Well, here’s what I’ve decided.

I’m not shrugging my shoulders. I’m going to do my best to organize (peaceful) resistance to the NSA’s domestic spying program. For starters, I’m going to publicly protest in Columbus on July 3. I’m organizing a local meeting of other people who feel the same way. I’ve signed the petition at stopwatching.us and I encourage you to do the same. And for those Redditors among you, check out reddit.com/r/restorethefourth for more information about the protest movement.

To be honest, I don’t know if it will make any difference. A lot of people (for reasons I fail to understand) honestly don’t mind that the government is doing this. And a lot more people don’t like it, but won’t do anything about it. I just don’t see enough public outcry at this point to be very hopeful.

But I have to try.

As for the blog, it will be what it will be. I’ll still talk about philosophy and AI and books and writing, and all those fun topics. But you’re also going to see a lot more about the NSA stuff, because this blog reflects my thoughts, and that’s front and center in my mind right now. If that’s a turnoff for you, I’m sorry, but it can’t be helped.

So. *deep breath* Onward.

Blog Returns Monday

I need a mental health break. And I need to think about some things.

Angry

At the moment, I’m too angry about the NSA revelations to write a full-length post. It only gets worse the more you read. After I’ve had some time to calm down, I’ll assemble something more constructive and less seething-with-rage.

In the meantime, here’s the man who gave us the story – Edward Snowden – in his own words:

The NSA, the Fourth Amendment, and You

A quick recap of events so far:

  • On Wednesday, The Guardian leaked a top secret order from the US government to Verizon. The order demanded that Verizon hand over
    all its telephone metadata for a three-month period to the National Security Agency (NSA), and forbade them from telling anyone about it.
  • In the following days, government officials of both parties (including several Senators and President Obama) defended the order. Senator Dianne Feinstein said the order was merely a “three-month renewal of what has been in place for the past seven years.”
  • The man who leaked the story has voluntarily stepped forward and revealed himself. His name is Edward Snowden, and he is staying right this moment in a hotel in Hong Kong. He claims he disclosed this information because it poses “an existential threat to democracy.” US government officials are calling for his extradition.

Since the program has been going on for years, it seems unlikely that Verizon alone would be singled out for this kind of surveillance. (Especially since a program called PRISM has been revealed as collecting much the same data from Internet traffic.) Therefore, it appears very likely that the NSA has a database – stretching back years – of many or most phone calls by Americans, even if they are to other Americans in the US.

In his defense of the program, President Obama told the American people, “Nobody’s listening to your phone calls.” Assuming the program is limited to what we’ve seen in the leaked order, Obama’s statement is technically true. The audio of the calls is out of scope. What’s in scope is the call “metadata,” which includes phone numbers, call times and dates, length of calls, and geographical locations (to the extent that cell towers can be used to determine them).

To reiterate: this is not just certain records, or a certain region, or a certain time period. This is all Americans, on an ongoing basis.

As a reminder, the Fourth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution reads:

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

US privacy and surveillance laws have become a tangled mess, especially since the passage of the Patriot Act, so this program is probably “legal.” But it’s hard to see how any of the relevant laws could be Constitutional. The Fourth Amendment is remarkably clear.

Most major news editorials are condemning the program as a massive overreach. A notable exception was the Wall Street Journal, which defended the NSA’s actions:

The outrage this time seems to stem from the fact that the government is widely collecting call records, not merely those associated with a particular suspect or group. But this fear misunderstands how the program works. From what we know, the NSA runs algorithms over the call log database, searching for suspicious patterns over time….

If the NSA’s version of a computer science department operates like the rest of FISA, the government is cautious to ensure that its searches are narrowly tailored and specific protocols are reviewed by FISA judges. Mike Rogers, the Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee, said Thursday that the program had helped disrupt a major domestic terror attack in recent years.

The critics nonetheless say the NSA program is a violation of privacy, or illegal, or unconstitutional, or all of the above. But nobody’s civil liberties are violated by tech companies or banks that constantly run the same kinds of data analysis. We bow to no one in our desire to limit government power, but data-mining is less intrusive on individuals than routine airport security. The data sweep is worth it if it prevents terror attacks that would lead politicians to endorse far greater harm to civil liberties.

It’s true that analyzing large datasets is not necessarily an affront to individual privacy – if that’s really all they’re doing, if nobody has direct access to the specifics of the data itself, and if there’s no way anybody ever could get access to that data. The first two are at least possible; the third is not. No system can be perfectly secure, as the NSA well knows.

Edward Snowden’s action in revealing this program was illegal. But the program itself seems to be far more illegal.

New details are emerging constantly, but from what we know now, Mr. Snowden looks an awful lot like a hero. And speaking as someone who voted for him (twice), I don’t think I’ve ever been so disgusted with President Obama.

Friday Links

Quantum

Google and NASA are teaming up to launch the Quantum Artificial Intelligence Lab, which will explore the real-life possibilities of quantum computers. The model of quantum computer they bought is called the D-Wave Two, the same beast that Lockheed Martin snagged a while back. This stuff is sounding less like sci fi all the time.

Monowi

Welcome to Monowi, a village in Nebraska with only one resident. Said resident, Elsie Eiler, “acts as Mayor, granting herself a liquor license and paying taxes to herself.” Groovy.

xkcd

Randall Munroe, a.k.a. the xkcd dude, explores this question: “When (if ever) did the Sun finally set on the British Empire?” It turns out, Pitcairn Island is a lot more important than anybody suspected.

beartato

Finally: another installment of the brilliant but underappreciated webcomic Nedroid. People, the character above is called “Beartato.” If you aren’t sold already, I don’t know what else I can say.

This concludes our weekly installment of Ways You Can Change Your Screen’s Pixel Arrangement By Clicking a Button on Your Mouse, brought to you by Sir Tim Berners-Lee. Have an outstanding weekend.